please stop cleaning the bathroom when i need to take a shower.

dear diaryland,

please stop telling me i cannot update and also stop making me sign in twice.

dear military,

you are funny! "operation iraqi freedom"? hilarious!

dear friends,

i love all of you for not going to the show with me. those of you i have not asked, i love you for being hard to get in touch with.

dear me,

please stop being a wino.

love, nate.