devastation!
2004-02-27 11:08 a.m.

hey. i recently found out some devastating news... all these years my parents told me i could never have a pet cat because my dad was allergic. i found this odd because he had a cat as a kid, but he maintained that he was allergic to it the whole time. however, the family was driving somewhere in the good old mini van when i was in town the other day and i learned that my dad is not, in fact, allergic to felines. i thought that all of the shock and lies would end after finding out about santa. but no. and actually, this is much more shocking than that, in a funny way, because my dad being allergic to cats was never a world wide myth. this all makes me consider getting a cat at the apartment more and more, and it will be fun... until the thing needs more food or a trip to the vet.

in even worse news, the band jet is haunting me. ("123 baby somethin somethin somethin you look so fine that i really wanna make you mine"). they're always on the radio or tv, and my upstairs hip hop neighbor has even been blasting them because everyone is on vacation and his friends aren't around to make fun of him for listening to that shit. but i am. i recently bought an issue of "black + white" magazine. this is interesting enough because i had bought a magazine by the same title a few months ago (assuming the "+" means "and"), but that version was regular priced and made in the UK and this one is very expensive and comes from australia. when i bought it, the guy at the store rang me up for the australian dollars price, which is 2 dollars cheaper. anyways, there was a brief article about some band in there, and i figured it was some band like the strokes. and it was. it was jet. dammit.

-nate

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